So we’re trying to refi our rental property for the zillionth time, and have been jumping through fiery hoops with mortgage brokers and underwriters who have demanded a TON of paperwork and tax info. Handling all this paperwork has forced me to, uh, I dunno — READ IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, REALLY, EVER — and here’s what I learned:

I didn’t make one red cent from my writing last year.

Jeesh.

Now, I do have to cut myself a LITTLE slack — last year I was kinda busy with my infant twins (not to mention their big sisters). And it’s not like I wasn’t WRITING — I co-wrote the first three drafts of a screenplay, and a one-hour TV drama, and wrote and performed a personal essay for the Afterbirth reading series. Plus I was thinking long and hard about ChecklistMommy.com.

Problem is — ALL OF THE WORK I DID LAST YEAR WAS ON SPEC.

ALL OF IT.

And see how I said I CO-WROTE that screenplay? “Co-writer” is just another word for COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY, OUTSIDE OF MY CONTROL.

That can not happen this year. This year, Sarah Kate Levy, Freelance Writer / Editor, is taking the monetary bull by the BULLISH HORNS, PLEASE! and making that fancy liberal arts degree — and the Master’s, for Chrissakes — start paying for itself.

Otherwise she’s heading back to school in whatever industry actually still pays in this piss poor economy. Hmm.

In the meantime, I’m still pursuing the dream. Here’s how:

  • ChecklistMommy.com — short-term, having a blast writing the posts and making webby-Mommy pals, building my list and my larger network. Learning a bit of HTML. Starting to earn affiliate money, which is cool. Long-term, hoping this platform will open me up to selling content to more traditional parenting venues that pay per word, or story. Wouldn’t mind a steady Mommy-journalism income — I mean, if you’re supposed to write what you know, hey, I know a hell of a lot of Mommy-stuff now.
  • Mommy-essays (and other) — short term, spending money to take a class on writing essays, which has always been tough for me, and more importantly: how to pitch them to magazines, online-and-off. Hoping this leads to long-term opportunity.
  • Screenplay commission (aka “The Sonoma Project”) — short-term, delivering this script isn’t a huge pay-out, but it’s something. Long-term, if the script gets MADE, there’s a lot more money there. (Granted, my sense of “a lot more money” may be slightly skewed by last year’s NO MONEY threshold.)
  • Last year’s co-written screenplay (aka “NWJ”) — short-term, it’s actually back in play (shocker, really) and is supposedly going out to buyers and money people next week. So there might by some cash there, if all goes well.
  • Last year’s spec one-hour drama — short-term, re-developing it to try to sell the pitch, make money. Long-term, using it as a calling card to try to drum up other TV / film work.
  • This year’s spec TV scripts — short-term, percolating. Need a bigger pile of specs, though, if the long-term desire for a bigger payout in that arena is going to pan out.
  • Pitches for my friend who runs MoBad — still percolating — but that’s an income opportunity, and I need to give it more attention, umm, now.
  • Editing business — getting ready to relaunch, and hard.

What I find so funny about this list is that there isn’t a single plain-old FICTION project on it. Which is hilarious, considering this blog used to be about my attempts at writing a novel. Which maybe I’ll do someday. After I try all this other stuff …

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Where I’ve Been All this Time

by SKL on March 27, 2012

Wow. It’s been more than a YEAR since I last posted here!

Well … I’ve been busy.

Let’s see:

I had twins!
That was something. They are adorable. You can read more about them and the rest of the family here.

Both “Dirty Darlene” and “James Dean, My Love, My Copy Boy” became available for sale in actual words-on-paper print!
Yep — Carve Magazine and Armchair/Shotgun published the issues in which I was included. If you wanna go buy them, you can do that by following the links in my sidebar … Yep. I added links to my sidebar!

I finished the screenplay with Mr. Lovely and Amazing. 
He doesn’t agree, but it’s in his court for the moment. And has been … for awhile now …

I wrote and performed an essay for the Afterbirth reading series.
Have you read the book that spawned the series? You should. It’s pretty awesome. Best collection of essays about parenting ever. I laughed. I cried. No, seriously, I did both those things. And I’m not even schilling for it because I’m in it — ’cause I’m not. But I seriously dug reading for it — and on my 36 birthday, even! (Basically a year from the last time I posted here.) There were 6 readers totally, and I think I fell somewhere around #3 in terms of entertainment value, so I was pretty jazzed about that.

I wrote a TV pilot spec ALL ON MY LONESOME.
It’s a one-hour drama, I am very very proud of it — and myself. Because, again: I wrote it ALL ON MY LONESOME. Which means I am the master of that particular domain — which was a) the life-lesson learned with Mr. Lovely and Amazing, who is still both things but who has halfsies on the screenplay we worked on together, so I am not master of THAT particular domain (see the life-lesson?) and b) the advice given me by Ms. Fabulous TV Exec Old Friend, who said basically, I needed to prove I could do it ALL ON MY LONESOME.

Well — I feel vaguely proven on that point now. That said, the spec I wrote, which satisfies all I love about television, is apparently, according to the production company and both agencies that have covered it, not sure whether it is a cable project or a network project. I sort of thought I was leaving the door open to whomever wanted it to develop it the way they wanted to, but apparently that’s the wrong approach. So now I need to decide where to go in the next round — network or cable. Which makes me think now I need a Guru to help me figure out WHAT COMES NEXT.

I started talking to a Preschool Parent about developing content for his very cool interactive iPad books for kids. 
He runs a very cool company — their first book-app is based on a story his sister wrote for his 5-yo daughter called Penelope Rose. Check it out — it’s pretty fab.

I got a screenplay commission.
Generous Old Writer Friend started a production company and asked me to write the second project for their company. Working on that now — and again: ALL ON MY LONESOME!

And I started Mommy-blogging.
No, really, I did. I figured I had a lot of kids, I might as well write what I know … so now I do. You can find me at Checklistmommy.com, where I’ve actually been getting a ton of very gratifying traffic, and which has been keeping me writing very very regularly — which is a good thing. And which has made me think that I ought to post over here more, too — because sure, I know about kids. I know about being a Mom. And I REALLY know what it’s like to try to be a WRITING MOM.

So check back here more often — I promise to post more, because honestly, the more I’ve been writing-writing, the more I’ve gotten interesting in talking about the nuts-and-bolts processes I’ve been employing to DO all that writing-writing — and the more I’ve gotten interested in finding out OTHER people’s processes … Anyway. More soon.

Come on back.

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Happy New Year — and more Woe Is Me Juggling and Complaining

December 31, 2010

Years ago, in a very fem-friendly high school English class, I read (and then re-read on my own about a zillion times) Charlotte Gilman’s “The Yellow Wall-Paper.” From what I remember — and I remember it pretty clearly, I think — it’s a story about a woman who has been sent to bed for your garden [...]

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Inspiration

October 12, 2010

It’s been awhile since I posted here, but to be fair — and I am trying, more and more, to be fair — I’ve been busy. Way back in March, Big Shot Manager introduced me to Lovely and Hilarous Actor, and since then Mr. Lovely and Hilarious and I have been working on a screenplay [...]

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On Rejection

February 10, 2010

I am pretty good at rejection. That’s the take-away from my romantic life at least: if at first you waste most of your life in love with the wrong men, keep looking for the right one — he may be out there after all. In my case, he was (hallelujah, and against all odds). So, [...]

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RIP JD Salinger

January 28, 2010

I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in a big field of rye and all. … Thousands of kids, and nobody big at all, nobody big but me. And I’m standing on the edge of this crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to come and catch them. If they [...]

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2009: AULD LAND SYNE

January 8, 2010

Every year, I have really high hopes for my work. Not necessarily that I’ll sell any of it – I am a realist, a pragmatist, first and foremost – but that I’ll write it. That I’ll get my butt in the chair, and the words on the page. And I try to be specific about [...]

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Kids Ain’t All Bad (No, Really!)

December 15, 2009

Ian Frazier is hilarious – way back in September he wrote a piece for The New Yorker called “Easy Cocktails from the Cursing Mommy,” which is one of the absolute funniest things I have ever read. I can relate – when Baby Gaga was born, Husband and I started a regular cocktail hour in our [...]

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Things I Have Done This Week Instead of Writing (In No Particular Order)

October 28, 2009

1. Turned pre-school drop-off into an hour-long gossip-fest, instead of the 10-minute errand en route to work that it’s supposed to be. 2. Gotten a manicure. 3. Taken Smaller Child to Music Class TWICE. 4. Attended a PTA meeting. 5. Taken my Mac to the Mac store to have things fixed and replaced, thus ensuring [...]

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The Ups, The Downs

October 6, 2009

It’s been an interesting month, work-wise. I sold a story called “Dirty Darlene” to Carve Magazine. That was a good thing – and totally unexpected. I wrote “Darlene” four or five years ago, and have been sending it out ever since. Sixty-seven magazines saw it – ten or twelve wrote kind, personal, rejection notes, and [...]

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